Thursday, September 16, 2010

If I won the Twitter Auction for Alyson Hannigan

If you win the "TwitChange.com" auction for Alyson Hannigan, you get a phone call from:

Alyson Hannigan (Denisof) -- Willow on Buffy/Angel, and Lily on How I Met Your Mother
Alexis Denisof -- Wesley Wyndam Price on Angel
Jason Segel -- Marshall on How I Met Your Mother, Nick on Freaks and Geeks
Cobie Smulders -- Robin on How I Met Your Mother


I would use that phone call to ask them to do a voicemail greeting for me (among other things).
My ultimate voice mail greeting from them would go a little like this...

Medley: "Hi, this is Wesley, Willow, Lily, Marshall, and Robin."

Robin: "Garrett can't come to the phone right now"

Willow: "Because he's busy out slaying demons with some of our friends"

Marshall: "But if you leave a message, he'll call you back as soon as possible."

Willow: "If you're calling to offer him a job and think this voicemail is unprofessional,"

Wesley: "Please remember that some of us run a very powerful law firm, and that crossing us would be a major mistake."

Marshall + Robin: "Major Mistake!"

Robin: "This legen.... wait for it ... dary voicemail greeting is in memory of all those that died in the Haiti earthquake."

Marshall: "Hey, you guys know that show I was on Freeks and Geeks well.... ."

Willow: "Bored Now."

:: beeep ::

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